The four founders armed for battle, above a mountain temple watched by a giant green eye

A RHINO STUDIO ORIGINAL SATIRICAL RUN & GUN

HEADQUARTERS

SIX HEADS. ONE SIMULATION.INSERT EGO TO CONTINUE

THE HOSTILE TAKEOVER JUST GOT PERSONAL.

BIG EGOS.
BIGGER BOSS FIGHTS.

Play the founders. Fight their nightmares.
Save the world from the people disrupting it.

FREE PLAYABLE BUILD · V0.5.0Get the game

Mac + Windows · No account needed

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ORIGINAL IN-GAME TITLE ART

04PLAYABLE FOUNDERS

06HOSTILE WORLDS

08RIDICULOUS RIDES

00PRODUCTIVE MEETINGS

01 / THE GAME

MOVE FAST.
BREAK EVERYTHING.

A side-scrolling arcade fever dream.
With a frankly irresponsible amount of firepower.

ACTUAL GAMEPLAYQ2 / AMAZON

ELON MUSK · AMAZON WAREHOUSE30 SEC / IN-GAME FOOTAGE

RUN. GUN. DISRUPT.

Dash, jump, spray, and unleash your founder’s signature ability. Subtlety didn’t make the roadmap.

TAKE THE COMPANY CAR.

Hijack a forklift. Launch a Starship. Ride a bear. The vehicle policy is surprisingly flexible.

BRING A CO-FOUNDER.

Go solo or share the chaos in two-player local co-op. Shared screen. Separate egos.

02 / THE STORY

THIS MEETING
COULD HAVE BEEN
AN APOCALYPSE.

One invitation. Four founders.
A simulation with other plans.

Jensen Huang invites Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Dario Amodei to a mountain temple. The pitch: one simulation, one chance to build the last company the world will ever need.

Then something gets into their heads. Every product, every fear, every mistake becomes a world with a health bar. You’re the one founder still awake.

Fight through five minds. Wake the others.
Reach the basement. Do not let it launch.

Jensen Huang connects the founders to the simulation in his mountain temple

THE MERGE // CONNECTION ESTABLISHED Five founder keys connected to the machine beneath the mountain

IT'S PROBABLY
FINE.

03 / SELECT YOUR FOUNDER

PICK YOUR
HOSTILE TAKEOVER.

Four egos. Four very different ways
to make this everybody else’s problem.

JEFF'S LOADOUT

Every problem is a logistics problem. Deliver it in two pieces.

BASE WEAPONBOX

SIGNATURETHE RIP

ULTIMATEBLUE ORIGIN

Finish the campaign. Unlock a fifth founder. The leather jacket is included.

04 / A VERY QUESTIONABLE BUSINESS TRIP

SIX WORLDS.
ZERO WORK-LIFE BALANCE.

From the metaverse to deep space.
It gets less normal from here.

The lush, futuristic Meta headquarters from the game's first chapter

MOVE FAST, BREAK FACE

META HQ

The campus is beautiful. The security is hostile. And the metaverse has exactly one user too many: you.

BOSS ENCOUNTER / KAYLA KOLLAB

ORIGINAL IN-GAME ENVIRONMENT

05 / YOUR NEXT BAD BUSINESS DECISION

CLOCK IN.
CAUSE CHAOS.

The free first playable build. All six chapters.
No account. No launcher. Just a very bad idea.

Prefer zero setup? Play in your browser

READY TO DEPLOYV0.5.0

FOR YOUR MAC.

Apple silicon + Intel · Universal app

Choose the version for your computer.

Download for Mac

ZIP · 450 MBFREE FIRST PLAYABLE

FROM DOWNLOAD TO DISRUPTION

Unzip the download.
Move HEADQUARTERS to Applications.
Open the app and choose your founder.

This independent build isn’t notarized. If macOS blocks the first launch, use System Settings → Privacy & Security → Open Anyway, if you trust the download. Apple’s guide ↗

BEFORE YOU CLOCK IN

THE SMALL PRINT.
IN NORMAL-SIZED TYPE.

Is this the full release?

This is a free first playable build, v0.5.0, with all six campaign chapters, four starting founders, local co-op, and a secret character unlocked by completing the campaign. It’s still in development, so expect rough edges. This is not a Steam release.

What do I need to play?

A desktop computer with a keyboard or compatible controller. The Mac app includes Apple silicon and Intel versions; the PC build is for 64-bit Windows. Both use Godot’s OpenGL compatibility renderer. Allow at least 1 GB of free space. The Mac build has been tested on Apple silicon; the Windows export has package checks but still needs testing on Windows hardware.

Can I play with a friend?

Yes. Two-player local co-op shares a screen and a Runway pool. Use two controllers or the configurable keyboard controls. Select two players at character selection. Online multiplayer and Steam Remote Play aren’t included.

What are the controls?

WASD or arrows to move. J or X to fire. K, Z, or Space to jump. F to melee. I or Q for your signature move. E to board a vehicle. Escape to pause. You can remap both players’ keyboard controls in Options.

Can I play on my phone?

The downloads are desktop apps. On a phone or tablet, use the browser version with touch controls; landscape gives you more room. Browser and desktop saves are separate.

HEADQUARTERS

BIG EGOS.BIGGER BOSS FIGHTS.

MOVE FAST.BREAK EVERYTHING.